As I’m more enslaved by pop culture than being a grad of decent music socialization, listening to Alicate’s (supposedly uplifting) epic power metal makes me rather think of laser-eyed panthers than Valhalla or Dungeons & Dragons. I was told that power metal is the exact opposite of being gay as it is very inspiring and powerful with power chords and fast solos. Whatever. Different strokes for different folks I suppose…. Ah fuck it, gaaaaaaaayyy.